Why hello there lovely(; Sarah is the name. I like things. Mostly funny things. HIMYM is my obsession. Along with lot of other amazing shit. We should be friends, ya know, if that's cool with you..it is. Send me a something including your best pick-up line and you win the prize. kaythanksbye<3

tastefullyoffensive:

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childservices:

bae: I love you
me: I love…….that concept

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walking past your crush

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i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

Guess what though, that study only had women and teen girls as their subject pool. So it’s women who are hating on women for posting sexy selfies. Good job assuming it’s men though.

i-was-a-teenage-anarchist:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

Guess what though, that study only had women and teen girls as their subject pool. So it’s women who are hating on women for posting sexy selfies. Good job assuming it’s men though.

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gloomyteens:

i have no friends so i had to do this by myself

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nicoosuxx:

Omfg

Eric’s face is beyond perfection

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mangomamita:

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

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junglejim4322yahoodotcom:

sixpenceee:

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

aint reblogging for the captions, just the pics bc wow

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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ashleeeymarie:

I want you to kiss me. like I’ve never been kissed before. slam me against the wall. get your hands tangled in my hair. grab my hips and pull me closer. scratch up and down my back. grab the back of my neck. kiss me. tangle our tongues. bite me. bite my lips. my neck. my chest. kiss me and never stop. please? 

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