Why hello there lovely(; Sarah is the name. I like things. Mostly funny things. HIMYM is my obsession. Along with lot of other amazing shit. We should be friends, ya know, if that's cool with you..it is. Send me a something including your best pick-up line and you win the prize. kaythanksbye<3

One year. Woah. 
Had a wonderful day today with the one and only Chase Hales. He makes me feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Happy anniversary cutie.💜

One year. Woah.
Had a wonderful day today with the one and only Chase Hales. He makes me feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Happy anniversary cutie.💜

"Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too."

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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

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queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

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wallflowertori:

This

wallflowertori:

This

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hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

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bobbymoynihans:

paulmartinamericanheroismyblog:

bobbymoynihans:

attention entire HIMYM writing staff

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it wasn’t that bad

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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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phleps:

theirye’re* 

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bewbin:

bombing:

time to bring harlem shake back

It never left this whole time has just been one a build up just in anticipation of the final drop

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