Why hello there lovely(; Sarah is the name. I like things. Mostly funny things. HIMYM is my obsession. Along with lot of other amazing shit. We should be friends, ya know, if that's cool with you..it is. Send me a something including your best pick-up line and you win the prize. kaythanksbye<3

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eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

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wordsbyac:

"You’re not like other girls"

Yes actually I am. Girls are awesome, shut the fuck up.

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paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

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meatbicyclevevo:

why do I get invited to kids parties

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roaring-softly:

Mindy + Danny 4 Ever by Tyler Feder
Buy a print here!

roaring-softly:

Mindy + Danny 4 Ever by Tyler Feder

Buy a print here!

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zuckergussprinzessin:

scientist, n.: a person who gets very excited when they find out they were wrong.

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feynificent:

Tina Fey talking about her daughters Alice and Penelope

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bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

bandpun:

ive had this joke up my sleeve since november

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ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

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demoncest:

merry christmas 

demoncest:

merry christmas 

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