what’s a pirates favorite letter?
if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you
you may think its r… but his true love be the C
i fucking hate this website
(via uscgirl12)Source: spawkward
There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
(via kimmberlyyyann)Source: cosmopolitanmagazine
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do
(via ennabrielle)Source: tylerslittleshit
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
(via kimmberlyyyann)Source: verylittlebird
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
(via thatisatruthfact)Source: wailtothethief